This page contains a list of memorable quotes from Uncharted 2: Among Thieves.
Chapter 1 - A Rock and a Hard Place
Chapter 2 - Breaking and Entering
Nathan Drake: You sure you're up for this?
Harry Flynn: Feel a lot better if I had a gun.
Nathan Drake: We won't need 'em.
Harry Flynn: A little insurance, that's all.
Nathan Drake: Flynn, they're just museum guards, and we have their patrols all mapped out. Relax.
Harry Flynn: Relax? Relax? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, mate? If we get caught, they will lock us up and throw away the sodding key. You do realize that, don't you?
Nathan Drake: Better than you do.
Harry Flynn: Well, you may fancy that kind of thing, but I don't. We can't afford to make any mistakes.
Nathan Drake: Yeah, and we won't.
Harry Flynn: So what do we do if they switch the patrols?
Nathan Drake: We figure it out as we go.
Harry Flynn: We cannot fumble our way through this.
Nathan Drake: I don't fumble - I improvise.
Chloe Frazer: Oh, is that what you call it?
Nathan Drake: Yeah, I'm uh... adaptable.
Chloe Frazer: Adaptable?
Harry Flynn: You cocky bastard.
Harry Flynn: It's like the good ol' days, innit?
Nathan Drake: Yeah, when were those again?
Nathan Drake: Now, whaddya bet that will take us right into the boiler room?
Harry Flynn: And from there, we're in.
[Drake laughs]
Nathan Drake: Yeah, in like Flynn. Right?
Harry Flynn: What?
Nathan Drake: In like Flynn.
Harry Flynn: I don't get it.
Nathan Drake: Just give me a boost.
Harry Flynn: Good job I came prepared. I pick more than my nose, my friend.
Nathan Drake: Okay, we should be able to lift this up, sneak right under.
Harry Flynn: Whoa, whoa, not so fast, there's another alarm.
Nathan Drake: Ah, great. You wanna get this one?
[Flynn looks at Drake. Drake sighs]
Nathan Drake: Wait here.
Nathan Drake: Now we just gotta find a way up to that window.
Harry Flynn: Which window? There's a lot of bloody windows.
[Drake and Flynn are pushing a cart with their backs]
Harry Flynn: Okay, for something with wheels, this is very heavy.
[They move the cart as far as they can]
Nathan Drake: There, that'll work.
Harry Flynn: Now all we need is a horse.
Nathan Drake: C'mon.
Harry Flynn: All right, all right, I'm comin'. I think I'm gonna take the elevator next time.
Nathan Drake: All right, there's the tower.
Harry Flynn Getting closer.
Nathan Drake Appreciate that update, Captain Obvious.
Harry Flynn: Come on.
Nathan Drake: Okay, I'm comin', I'm comin'.
[Drake jumps from one roof to another. He grabs the eaves trough, but it breaks and just as it is about to fall off, Flynn catches his arm]
Harry Flynn: Gotcha.
Nathan Drake: Pull me up, pull me up.
Harry Flynn: You've put on weight, mate.
[Flynn pulls Drake up onto the roof]
Nathan Drake: Oh, shit, that was close.
Harry Flynn: Whew, all right, no more donuts for you.
[Drake is hanging from a ledge just under a roof]
Harry Flynn: There's a guy above you, there's a guy above you!
[Drake reaches up and grabs the guard, pulling him off of the roof and into the water below]
Harry Flynn: There's a guy below you, there's a guy below you!
Harry Flynn: Quick, take him out.
Nathan Drake: And you're here why?
[Flynn throws a rope through a window that leads to the oil lamp]
Harry Flynn: Ladies first.
[Drake laughs]
Nathan Drake: Cute.
Harry Flynn: Face it, genius. You've been played.
[Drake moves, and Flynn shoots another glass display case near him]
Harry Flynn: Ah-ah, not yet! Want to give the guards a decent head start.
[They hear shouting in the distance]
Harry Flynn: Right, that's my cue. No hard feelings, yeah?
[Drake sees a ladder out of the sewers and laughs]
Nathan Drake: See ya, suckers.
[He opens a manhole at the top of the ladder only to be surrounded by guards]
[Drake is in a prison cell using the shadows of his hands as puppets saying the conversation he had when Flynn betrayed him in Flynn's voice]
Nathan Drake: "You overlooked one little detail, didn't you, partner?" "What?!" "Face it, genius, you've been played." "Oh really..."
[He makes sounds similar to a gunshot, and Drake's "actor" dies. Victor Sullivan's shadow blocks out the shadow of Drake's hands]
Nathan Drake: Hey hey hey, jackass, you're ruining the show here.
Victor Sullivan: Ah, what a shame.
Nathan Drake: (realizing who was blocking his puppet show) Sully!
Victor Sullivan: I really can't leave you alone for a minute.
Nathan Drake: Oh man, am I glad to see you.
Victor Sullivan: How are you doin', kid?
Nathan Drake: Ahh, I'm doing just great.
[Prison Guard opens the cell. Sully comes in]
Victor Sullivan: I had to grease a few palms. Did go through the rest of your money. And a good chunk of my own. But hey...
[They hug]
Victor Sullivan: Jesus, you stink.
Nathan Drake: Yeah, not half as bad as that cigar.
Victor Sullivan: Yeah...
Nathan Drake: Hey, how'd you find me?
Victor Sullivan: Well, a friend of yours asked for my help...
Chloe Frazer: Hello, Nate.
Nathan Drake: Oh no. No.
Victor Sullivan: [interrupting Nate] - Now, wait a second -
Nathan Drake: [interrupting Sullivan] - Sully, kick her out and shut the door. We're safer in here.
Victor Sullivan: Just wait a goddamn minute. Hear her out.
Chloe Frazer: Thank you, Victor.
Nathan Drake: Hey, no offense, Sully, but you're not exactly the best judge of character. Especially when it comes to women.
Victor Sullivan: Fair enough. All the same.
Chloe Frazer: Dear God.
[Chloe covers her nose]
Nathan Drake: Oh no, it's not that bad. Look, I have my own bucket. Last cell I was in, eight of us had to share.
Nathan Drake: All right, then. If they haven't found the Stone, that means there's still time.
[Drake points at Chloe]
Nathan Drake: You're gonna get us into that dig site, we're gonna snatch that treasure right out from under them.
Chloe Frazer: They'll never see it coming.
Nathan Drake: Yeah, well, payback's a bitch.
Chloe Frazer: The files are in his tent, and his tent is in the middle of the camp. It's like an armed compound, there are soldiers everywhere.
Nathan Drake: Well, that's why it has to be an inside job. From someone they know and trust.
Chloe Frazer: Oh, okay, I see where this is going.
Nathan Drake: I'll just need a diversion. You give me five minutes in that tent, that's all it'll take.
Chloe Frazer: Really, five minutes? Well, that's great, I won't even have to get my top off.
Nathan Drake: Chloe, I was thinking more like an explosion.
Chloe Frazer: Or that... Can be arranged.
Chapter 3 - Borneo
Victor Sullivan: (sighs) I'm sweatin' like a hooker in church.
Nathan Drake: You brought a hooker to church?
Victor Sullivan: Why not?
Nathan Drake: Here it is.
Chloe Frazer: I also left the detonator for you.
Victor Sullivan: Ah-huh, there we are.
Nathan Drake: All right. First one's set. Don't... touch the button.
Victor Sullivan: (makes a motion as if to press the detonator) This one? (Laughs as Drake glares at him).
Nathan Drake: Can't reach this. Come on over here and I'll give you a boost.
Victor Sullivan: All right.
Nathan Drake: C'mon gorgeous, jump up. You got a great ass, Sully.
Victor Sullivan: Thanks.
Victor Sullivan: Enough of this frivolity kid. C'mon, we got work to do.
Nathan Drake: What does frivolity mean?
Victor Sullivan: What do you bet we follow the hose, we find the camp?
Nathan Drake: You always follow the hose. Just like in Montreal, huh?
Victor Sullivan: You're never gonna forget that, are ya?
Chapter 4 - The Dig
Zoran Lazarevic: I am surrounded by traitors and fools!
Victor Sullivan: Whaddya say we really ruin this guy's day?
Nathan Drake: Do it.
[Sullivan activates the detonator and the explosives blow up]
Nathan Drake: Grenades. Well, that's convenient.
[Drake and Sullivan push over a bunch of large rocks]
Victor Sullivan: I think I hurt myself.
Harry Flynn: Should've known it was you. And you. Victor 'goddamn' Sullivan. You still dragging this tired old sack of shit around?
[Nate moves toward Flynn but is halted by Sully]
Victor Sullivan: Easy, Nate
Harry Flynn: That's pretty ballsy for a guy who's spent the last three months behind bars.
Nathan Drake: Better than pissing away three months in the jungle without a clue.
Harry Flynn: Found the ships though, didn't I?
Nathan Drake: You couldn't find your own ass with both hands.
Victor Sullivan: And a map.
[Flynn slowly translates the map]
Harry Flynn: ...between India and Tibet... one temple will reveal a-
Nathan Drake: ...pathway to Shambhala. Jesus, Flynn, while we're young.
Harry Flynn: Oh, now - don't be such a bad sport.
Victor Sullivan: I like her.
Nathan Drake: Yeah, I bet you do.
Victor Sullivan: Ah damn, now what do we do?
Nathan Drake: We jump.
Victor Sullivan: Hold on there, Sundance. You gotta be outta your mind. We'll break our goddamn necks.
Nathan Drake: Yeah, if we get caught, Lazarevic'll break 'em for us.
Victor Sullivan: I'm getting too old for this bullshit!
Nathan Drake: Ah, c'mon, now don't you start this again.
Victor Sullivan: Listen, i don't have your luck. Guys like me got to know when to walk away from the table.
Nathan Drake: Sully, we're gonna get outta this. Okay? We always do.
Victor Sullivan: Yeah, you go meet your girl in Nepal. I'm going somewhere warm.
Nathan Drake: C'mon -
Victor Sullivan: Hey, you can tell me all about it when you get back.
[Flynn with the soldiers are closing in on them]
Harry Flynn: There they are!
Nathan Drake: Oh, shit.
Victor Sullivan: Well - shall we?
Nathan Drake: After you, Butch.
Victor Sullivan: See ya in hell, kid!
[Sullivan jumps]
Victor Sullivan: Yeahooo!
[Drake jumps]
Nathan Drake: Ho-ho- Craaaap!
Chapter 5 - Urban Warfare
[Drake sees a truck smashed through a building]
Nathan Drake: Nice parking job.
[After Chloe destroys a truck with an RPG]
Chloe Frazer: Seems like I am always saving your ass.
Nathan Drake: Well, it is an ass worth saving.
Chloe Frazer: Oh, is that an ancient Tibetan ritual dagger in your pocket?
Nathan Drake: Well, maybe I'm just happy to see you.
Chloe Frazer: Hmm.
[Chloe takes the dagger out of Drake's pocket]
Nathan Drake: Yhello!
Chloe Frazer: There's a hotel not far from here...
Nathan Drake: [Laughs] Chloe, now is not the time.
Chloe Frazer: It's easily the tallest building in the city.
[Drake realizes he misunderstood what Chloe meant by "going to a hotel"]
Nathan Drake: Right. Right, well, okay - that's uh, that's good thinking.
[As Chloe climbs a fire escape to kick down a ladder]
Nathan Drake: Boy, it's a shame you have to sit on something that pretty.
Chapter 6 - Desperate Times
[Nate and Chloe approach the hotel. It is surrounded by Lazarevic's men]
Nathan Drake: I don't like these odds.
Chloe Frazer: No?
Nathan Drake: No i think maybe we should cut over to the hotel a different way. Just avoid this crew altogether.
[Chloe pulls out a grenade]
Nathan Drake: I'm sorry, do you have a plan to go along with that grenade?
Chloe Frazer: Yes i do... I'm gonna circle round this way break up their little party.
[Nate points to an RPG soldier]
Nathan Drake: Aren't you forgetting about somebody?
Chloe Frazer: Well, that's were you come in, sweetheart. I need you to take care of him. But, ah, do it quietly.
Nathan Drake: Do it quietly...
Chloe Frazer: Yeah.
Nathan Drake: Are you sure about this?
Chloe Frazer: "Desperate times", right? [Walks off]
Nathan Drake: What does that mean?
[Chloe is stuck in an elevator]
Nathan Drake: Oh, the powers out. You gonna be all right in there?
Chloe Frazer: Yeah... Just wish I'd brought something to read.
Nathan Drake: Great, power's out, and a girl's trapped. I swear to God, if there's a zombie around the next corner...
Nathan Drake: Up she goes!
Chloe Frazer: Oh I think you're liking this a bit too much.
[Drake jumps into the pool on top of the hotel]
Nathan Drake: (laughs) Hey, check it out... Marco -
Chloe Frazer: Really?
Nathan Drake: Come on.
Chloe Frazer: No.
Nathan Drake: Marco -
Chloe Frazer: (sighs) Polo...
[Drake gets out of the pool]
Nathan Drake: (laughs) Fish outta water!
Chloe Frazer: You are so unprofessional.
Chapter 7 - They're Coming With Us
[Chloe meets Elena for the first time]
Chloe Frazer: Uh, I'm sorry, am I sensing some history here?
Elena Fisher: Oh, Elena Fisher. Last year's model.
Nathan Drake: Haha - that's cute.
[Chloe laughs. Nate takes Chloe aside]
Nathan Drake: No. No. I'm glad you find this so funny.
Chloe Frazer: Well, it's just I never figured you for the white-bread, picket-fence type.
Nathan Drake: She's a lot tougher than she looks, thank you.
Chloe Frazer: Oh.
Nathan Drake: "Oh", what?
Chloe Frazer: She broke your heart.
Nathan Drake: Oh, please.
Chloe Frazer: She did, didn't she?
Nathan Drake: Y'know what? Maybe I broke hers.
Chloe Frazer: Oh yes, Casanova.
[In the middle of a gunfight]
Elena Fisher: You still doing this?
Nathan Drake: I don't ask for this trouble.
Chloe Frazer: Pretty good shot for a journalist.
Elena Fisher: I've had some practice.
Nathan Drake: Just keep moving.
Jeff: Is it always like this with him?
Elena Fisher & Chloe Frazer: [Simultaneously] Pretty much.
Elena Fisher: So let me get this straight - you're competing with a psychopathic war criminal for a mythological gemstone.
Jeff: When you put it that way, it does sound pretty stupid.
Nathan Drake: Thanks for the input, Jeff.
Chapter 8 - The City's Secret
Nathan Drake: You don't think they're couple, do you? They're not a couple. [Talking about Elena and Jeff]
[After a lot of Nate's climbing]
Nathan Drake: All right, eh, come on, admit it. You're impressed.
Chloe Frazer: I am, I'll throw you a banana.
Nathan Drake: You know, it's actually kinda romantic down here.
Chloe Frazer: All right... Where's the chocolates and flowers?
Nathan Drake: [chuckles] You never were a chocolate and flower kinda girl.
Chloe Frazer: Oh, you know me so well.
Chloe Frazer: You're not going to get us trapped in a small dark space thirty meters underground, are you?
Nathan Drake: Probably.
[After falling in a pit]
Chloe Frazer: Oh, you have got to be kidding me!
Nathan Drake: Oh, c'mon - could be worse, right?
[Spikes in the ceiling appear and start lowering towards them]
Nathan Drake: Okay, that's worse.
Chloe Frazer: Yeah, this is really romantic.
Nathan Drake: Spikes... I hate spikes.
[After disabling the trap mechanism]
Nathan Drake: Haha! We did it!
Chloe Frazer: Thank God.
Nathan Drake: Let's get the hell outta here.
Chloe Frazer: Sorry, my life is still flashing before me.
Chapter 9 - Path of Light
Chloe Frazer: What do you reckon, we're gonna have to climb that thing?
Nathan Drake: I reckon I'M gonna have to climb that thing.
Chloe Frazer: So, the secret of Shambhala is... down this guy's throat?
Nathan Drake: I... guess so.
Chapter 10 - Only One Way Out
Nathan Drake: Ahh, shit. They've must've gone right through Jeff and Elena. We've got to get back to the entrance.
[Close gunshot]
Chloe Frazer: I'm a little more worried about us right now.
Chapter 11 - Keep Moving
Zoran Lazarevic: [Upon meeting Nate for the first time] So - this little man is Drake.
Elena Fisher: I sure hope you know what you're doing.
Nathan Drake: I don't have the faintest idea.
Chapter 12 - A Train to Catch
[After Nate takes out the enemies (stealth)]
Nathan Drake: All Clear.
Elena Fisher: All right, let's head to that water tower.
Nathan Drake: Gotta find a way up there. Were you impressed? Got all those guys all by myself?
Elena Fisher: I don't know if I'd use the word impressed...
[Elena is standing behind blocked lattice door. Nate is looking for a way to open it.]
Elena Fisher: All those years in the circus are paying off.
Nathan Drake: Very funny. I may be from the circus, but you're the one behind bars.
[Nate is shooting wooden boards on the lattice door while hanging on the billboard]
Elena Fisher: Almost!
Nathan Drake: There we go. Try it now!
[Elena opens the lattice door]
Elena Fisher: Now I'm impressed.
[After Nate and Elena have defeated all soldiers in the area]
Nathan Drake: Not bad for "last year's model".
Elena Fisher: Been waitin' to use that.
Elena Fisher: So, you got a plan "B"?
Nathan Drake: I'm working on it.
Nathan Drake: Okay. They're about to take this show on the road, so we're gonna have to move fast. Now I'm going down there alone -
Elena Fisher: [interrupting Nate] Nate-
Nathan Drake: [interrupting Elena] Wait, wait, wait - just listen. You never listen. Meanwhile, you're going to go over there, snag us one of those nice-looking -
Elena Fisher: -4x4s...
Nathan Drake: -4x4s... You're gonna be the wheelman. I'll sneak in, I'll grab Chloe, and you come in right behind us -
Elena Fisher: - with the getaway car.
Nathan Drake: - with the getaway car.
Elena Fisher: Yep, got it. Got it?
Nathan Drake: I got it.
Elena Fisher: Go.
[Two Heavy Weapons Troops appear]
Nathan Drake: Oh, this is all I need, Tweedledee and Tweedledumber.
Nathan Drake: Train's gone, Chloe's on it. Elena's no where to be found. Now these two mutants show up.
Chapter 13 - Locomotion
[After killing some of Zoran's men in a train carriage.]
Nathan Drake: Sorry boys, just needed to punch your tickets.
[After killing some of Zoran's men in a train carriage.]
Nathan Drake: Someone will be along to take your drink order.
Nathan Drake: Heads up.
(As Drake warn the soldiers that the trafic lights are behind them)
Nathan Drake: Good night, boys. (After some of the soldiers were knocked off the train by the traffic lights)
[After killing some more men in a train carriage.]
Nathan Drake: Don't you assholes see the helicopter? I got enough trouble already!
Nathan Drake: Thank God for tunnels.
Chapter 14 - Tunnel Vision
Nathan Drake: See ya, asshole! (Heavy Weapon Troops drop down)
Nathan Drake: Ah shit, not you again! (after being spotted by a Hellicopter)
Nathan Drake: I hate helicopters!
Nathan Drake: How the hell am I suppose to take down a Hel - [he finds a gun turret] – lo!
Nathan Drake: [getting into a gun turret] Time to fight fire with fire!
[After defeating helicopter]
Nathan Drake: Enjoy the ride down, asshole!
Nathan Drake: Ugh, I'm so tired of this guy!
Nathan Drake: Chloe can't be to far ahead.
Draza: You won't get past me.
Nathan Drake: No, I'll just go through you!
'Nathan Drake': This is mine, Jerkweed.... [taking the Purba dagger after knocking out Draza]
Nathan Drake: All right....
(Draza gets up, pushing Drake into the window and strangles him)
(Chloe shoots Draza, saving Drake)
Nathan Drake: (laughs)
Nathan Drake: Saved my ass again.
Nathan Drake: Are you allright?
Chloe Frazer: Get off the train, Nate.
Nathan Drake: What are you talking about?
Nathan Drake: D' you have any idea what I' ve been through-
Chloe Frazer: I never asked for any of your bloody heroics.
Nathan Drake: Chloe, come on-we don't have time for this.
Chloe Frazer: You're right.
Chloe Frazer: So get off the train-while you still can.
Nathan Drake: And leave you with them.
Chloe Frazer: You made your choice.
Nathan Drake: What did you expect me to do?
Chloe Frazer: I expected you to have my back!
Nathan Drake: I had your back!
Chloe Frazer: How could you possibly, with the other two on yours?!
Nathan Drake: Well, good luck with Flynn!
Nathan Drake: You deserve each other.
Nathan Drake: Y' know, I can't believe that y-
[Flynn shows up and shots Drake]
Chloe Frazer: No...
Harry Flynn: You just don;t know when to quit, do you?
Harry Flynn: What? No witty remark?
Harry Flynn: Nothing clever to say?
Chloe Frazer: No!
[Chloe pushes Harry and he misses as Drake is running]
Harry Flynn: Oh no you don't!
[Harry shots again and misses]
Chloe Frazer: Stop! Just let him go!
[Harry pushes and drops Chloe down]
Harry Flynn: Put him out of his misery!
[3 soldiers chasing drake while he is crawling on the carriage and he hides at a seat and get his gun]
[Drake watches 4 propane tanks and pointing them]
Nathan Drake: Here goes nothin'...
[He shoots them and all the train, exept the two first carriages, explodes and fells of the rails]
Chapter 15 - Train Wrecked
Nathan Drake: Sure....Be the hero...rescue Chloe. Brillant.
Nathan Drake: (screams) If Nate holds on to the left ledge
Nathan Drake: Bad idea
Nathan Drake: "What was I thinking?"
Nathan Drake; "Be a lot easier just to let go."
Nathan Drake: "Cmon! How about a break?!
Nathan Drake: Gotta be a big hero, don'tcha?
Nathan Drake: sigh...Stupid.
Nathan Drake: Oh, man, I'm so tired of climbing shit.
Nathan Drake: "This isn't good.."
Nate run from the train and leap straight to the edge.
Nathan Drake; "Terra furma....."
The scean returns to Nate, founding the dagger at the snow.
Nathan Drake: "Ah, crap!
Nate puts back his dagger and draw out his 92Fs-9mm handgun.
Nathan Drake: "Here we go."
Nathan Drake: "Bring it on!" (when more enemies spawn from the fuel tank)
Nathan Drake: "The more the merrier." (more enemies spawn)
Nate managed to kill all of the soldiers
Nathan Drake: "Wait... I can climb over there." (If the player use vision)
Nathan Drake: "I either gonna bleed out or I'm gonna climb out." (Before climbing up the ledge0
Nathan Drake: "Shit...It's cold.."
Chapter 16 - Where Am I?
[After kicking a stray ball back to Tibetan kids]
Nathan Drake: Kick it back. C'mon, kick it back. Kick it. K-kick... Forget it.
Nathan Drake: [Bending over to talk to a kid complaining to his mom] You listen to your mom, okay? Be a good boy.
[Nate and Tenzin are entering Karl Schäfer's house]
Elena Fisher: [speaking Tibetan]
Nathan Drake: Just when I thought I have nothing to lose...
Elena Fisher: Nate! Oh thank God you're all right.
Nathan Drake: Agh!
Elena Fisher: I'm sorry. I -
Nathan Drake: That's all right... Elena, tell me you have some idea, what's going on here. I mean, how long I've been here?
Elena Fisher: Only a few days. I followed the tracks to the wreckage. What the hell happened?
Nathan Drake: You were right about Chloe. Turns out she wasn't exactly looking out to be rescued.
Elena Fisher: Wait, did she do that? [pointing at Nate's bullet wound]
Nathan Drake: No. No, I have Flynn to thank for this.
Tenzin: [speaking Tibetan]
Elena Fisher: [speaking Tibetan] C'mon, there's somebody who's anixious to meet you.
Karl Schäfer: So, our mysterious guest awakes.
Elena Fisher: Nate, this is Karl Schäfer.
Karl Schäfer: How are you feeling?
Nathan Drake: Good, thanks.
Karl Schäfer: Good, good - please, sit. It appears you and I have much in common, Mr. Drake.
Nathan Drake: Is that so?
Karl Schäfer: Yes, seventy years ago, I came here just like you - carried into the village, near death, the last survivor of my company. I was hired to lead an expedition into Tibet, to find the entrance to Shambala. What they really wanted was the Cintamani Stone. So my friend - where did you find this?
Nathan Drake: Borneo. Why?
Elena Fisher: This is the key to Shambala.
Karl Schäfer: It's the one object your opponent desperately needs - even if he does not know it yet.
Nathan Drake: Oh, I think he knows. Look, I'm very grateful for everything you've done for me. I really am. But I'm through with all this.
Karl Schäfer: So, they have beaten you eh? Your quest is over?
Nathan Drake: Yeah, that's right.
Karl Schäfer: What if it's only beginning?
Nathan Drake: [to Elena] Where did you find this guy?
Karl Schäfer: [chuckles] Trust me, young man - your ego will mend. You're just lucky to be alive.
Nathan Drake: Yeah - y'know, people are always telling me how lucky I am. But the truth is, everything I touch turns to shit.
Elena Fisher: Nate...
Nathan Drake: No, Elena, I'm done. Now c'mon. I'm through, playing always the hero.
Karl Schäfer: Your adversary will not give up so easily. He will not stop until he possesses the thing he desires.
Nathan Drake: Oh, yeah? Well, more power to him.
Karl Schäfer: Power is precisely the problem. Some of the most fearsome rulers through history have possessed only a fragment of the Cintamani Stone. Men like Tamerlane, Genghis Khan... If a mere sliver could bestow such power, what would a man become if he possessed the Stone itself?
Nathan Drake: This is crazy.
Elena Fisher: It's got to be what he's after, Nate.
Nathan Drake: Then Lazarevic is a nut job. He's chasing a myth.
Elena Fisher: And what if he's not?
Nathan Drake: Elena, c'mon -
Elena Fisher: I mean, what if it's true? We've seen what he's capable of.
Karl Schäfer: I understand your doubt. You require proof - something you can see with your own eyes. Tenzin... [speaking Tibetan] Find the remains of my expedition, and you will have your proof. Tenzin will guide you.
[They are walking out of the house]
Tenzin: [speaking Tibetan]
Nathan Drake: I hope I live to regret this.
Elena Fisher: [gives Nate a kiss] Just come back in one piece.
Nathan Drake: [speaking to Tenzin] I suppose you're not speaking any English, do you, pal?
[Nate and Tenzin are walking to the mountains]
Chapter 17 - Mountaineering
Nathan Drake: [pointing to a sign] What's it say?
Tenzin: [speaking Tibetan]
Nathan Drake: ...Why do I ask?
Nathan Drake: Yeah, good luck pal, that's almost impossible to- oh, you did it. Nice.
Nathan Drake: Sure, let's just swing across on the seventy year old rope.
Nathan Drake: Hey - what's the big hurry? Hello? These are snow boots, not track shoes.
Nathan Drake: [to Tenzin] C'mon, I'll catch you!
[Tenzin runs, jumps and catches Nathan's arm]
Nathan Drake: I got you- [pulls Tenzin up] Ah, there you go. You owe me one, pal.
[Nathan jumps, almost falls and Tenzin catches him]
Nathan Drake: Okay we're even.
[Nathan finds the corpse of Dead Explorer]
Nathan Drake: Hey, Schäfer says hello.
Chapter 18 - Heart of Ice
Nathan Drake: These men were all shot.
[Nate examines the book Tenzin found]
Nathan Drake: [to Tenzin] Uh - that's the Irminsul, it's the Life Tree...
Nathan Drake: The Ahnenerbe...? Oh, Jesus - they were SS.
Tenzin: [speaking Tibetan]
Nathan Drake: [pointing at the corpses] Nazis.
Tenzin: Nazis...?
Nathan Drake: [seeing the purpose of the horrific looking statues in the temple] What would a man become? Tenzin, Schäfer did this. Schäfer... [gesturing] killed them. It was the only way to stop them.
Chapter 19 - Siege
Chapter 20 - Cat and Mouse
Nathan Drake: Why would he bring a tank?!
Nathan Drake: How am I supposed to take a tank out?!
Nathan Drake: Tenzin! RPG? RPG!! What's Tibetan for RPG?
[The tank almost drives over the cliff Drake is climbing under]
Nathan Drake: Whoa! What is he, drunk?
[After destroying tank]
Nathan Drake: Say goodnight!
Chapter 21 - Convoy
Nathan Drake: All right, I have an idea.
[Drake opens the driver's side door of the truck while driving]
Elena Fisher: What are you doing?
Nathan Drake: I'm gonna clear the road. Here, take the wheel.
Elena Fisher: What?
Nathan Drake: Just take it.
Elena Fisher: Why didn't you just let me drive in the first place?
Nathan Drake: I didn't think that far ahead.
Elena Fisher: Yeah.
Elena Fisher: Hang on!
Nathan Drake: I'm hanging, I'm hanging!
Nathan Drake: Damn it, where do these guys come from!?
[Drake jumps onto Elena's truck, Elena knocks on the roof]
Elena Fisher: Are you okay back there?!
Nathan Drake: Yeah! There's the lead car! Gun it!
Elena Fisher: Hold on!
[Elena starts to speed up]
Nathan Drake: Haha! That's right, you bastards! We've got you now!
[One of Lazarevic's soldiers pops up from the lead car holding an RPG]
Nathan Drake: Oh crap!
[The soldier fires his RPG causing Elena to lose control of her truck and fly off the edge.]
Nathan Drake: Just like old times, huh?
Elena Fisher: You could say that. So now what?
Nathan Drake: We head to the creepy, old monastery. What else?
Chapter 22 - The Monastery
[Elena is climbing a cliff just above Drake]
Nathan Drake: Nice view.
Elena Fisher: [sighs] Men.
Nathan Drake: No, no, I was talking about the mountains. Really.
Elena Fisher: There they are.
Nathan Drake: [looking through binoculars] Ugh, that son-of-a-bitch. We don't have much time... we gotta hurr...
[Elena already halfway across the bridge]
Elena Fisher: C'mon!
Nathan Drake: ...And there she goes. Right behind ya!
Nathan Drake: I'm never crossing a bridge with you again.
Elena Fisher: Deal.
Nathan Drake: All right, when you get up there, kick it down.
[Elena kicks the ladder and it breaks]
Elena Fisher: Uh, oh no.
Nathan Drake: I didn't mean literally!
[Drake is hanging from a ledge]
Elena Fisher: Ya hangin' in there?
Nathan Drake: Yeah, cute.
Chapter 23 - Reunion
Karl Schäfer: You were right.
Nathan Drake: About what?
Karl Schäfer: Everything you touch does turn to shit.
Karl Schäfer: Did you find my expedition?
Nathan Drake: Yes, I found them.
Karl Schäfer: You understand what I had to do?
Nathan Drake: Yes.
Karl Schäfer: If they had found the stone, it would have changed the course of history.
[Schäfer coughs]
Elena Fisher: Hey easy, easy.
Karl Schäfer: He took the dagger.
Nathan Drake: I know.
Karl Schäfer: He's gone to the tower. You have to stop him.
Elena Fisher: Try not to move.
Karl Schäfer: This monastery hides the secret path to Shambhala. You must get the dagger back, find the secret path, and destroy the Stone before he gets his hands on it. Drake, you have to believe.
Elena Fisher: Do you think all this really could be true?
Nathan Drake: I don't know. But he believed it. That's enough for me.
Nathan Drake: That belongs to me.
Chloe Frazer: Nate? Get out of here.
Nathan Drake: Give me the dagger.
Chloe Frazer: They'll be here any minute -
Nathan Drake: Chloe. Don't make me take it from you.
Chloe Frazer: How am I supposed to explain where it's gone?
Nathan Drake: You'll think of something. You always do.
Chloe Frazer: Just... Just do one thing for me. Take that son-of-a-bitch down.
Nathan Drake: Where's Sully when you need him?
Nathan Drake: What the hell are those guys doin'?
Elena Fisher: Looks like they're pulling the statues down trying to find that secret entrance.
Nathan Drake: Yeah, well, the geniuses are right on top of it.
Chapter 24 - The Road to Shambhala
Nathan Drake: Here it is Elena. The secret entrance to Shambhala.
Elena Fisher: Nate?
Nathan Drake: Yeah.
Elena Fisher: Don't see it.
Nathan Drake: Neither do I.
Elena Fisher: (sighs) If I have to climb another wall...
Zoran Lazarevic: Are you a student of history, Mr. Drake?
Nathan Drake: I've read a book or two.
Zoran Lazarevic: Hmm... Genghis Khan, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot... They were all great men. But do you know why they prevailed?
Nathan Drake: I'm sure you're gonna tell us.
Zoran Lazarevic: Because they had the will to do what other men would not.
[Lazarevic shoots the soldier Drake was holding in the head]
Zoran Lazarevic: Compassion is the enemy. Mercy defeats us. Now, unless you wish to test me still further, you will drop your weapons!
Zoran Lazarevic: This is not a negotiation!
Nathan Drake: [to Flynn] You, asswipe. Gimme your lighter.
Zoran Lazarevic: What is this?
Harry Flynn: How should I know?
Zoran Lazarevic: Find a way across, and fix it!
[Lazarevic looks towards Drake]
Zoran Lazarevic: And take him with you. Maybe this time it will get done right. Oh, and Mr. Drake...
[Flynn and Drake look towards Lazarevic]
Zoran Lazarevic: ...Don't try anything clever.
Nathan Drake: You backstabbing son-of-a-bitch.
Harry Flynn: Yeah, well I learned from the best, didn't I? Get a move on.
Harry Flynn: C'mon. You first, darling'.
Nathan Drake: Yeah, big man with that gun, aren't ya?
Harry Flynn: Don't go far!
Nathan Drake: Try to keep up.
Harry Flynn: I'm keeping up, I'm letting you go first.
Harry Flynn: Hold on. Wait for me. Daddy's got a gun.
Nathan Drake: I can't believe Lazarevic hasn't killed you yet.
Harry Flynn: Gimme a boost, buddy.
Nathan Drake: Huh... Buddy.
[Drake boosts Flynn up towards a ledge]
Harry Flynn: There we go. Oh, look out, it's a stone's throw.
[Flynn pushes a large boulder down to Drake's level]
Nathan Drake: Hey!
Harry Flynn: Sorry. Is that blocking your path?
Nathan Drake: Glad you find this so funny.
[Flynn jumps across a gap]
Nathan Drake: No, wait for me!
[When he lands, a section of the cliff falls away. Drake sighs]
Harry Flynn: Sorry about that.
Nathan Drake: Great.
[Flynn holds out his hand]
Harry Flynn: What's wrong mate? Don't you trust me?
[Drake runs and jumps toward Flynn, who grabs Drake by his arm]
Harry Flynn: See, you should have more faith in me, chum.
[Flynn pulls Drake up]
Harry Flynn: There you go, sweetheart.
[Flynn kicks Drake's back]
Harry Flynn: Get ahead of me. Go on.
Harry Flynn: You better not be leading me into a dead end.
Nathan Drake: It's through here.
[Drake squeezes through a narrow hole]
Harry Flynn: I don't think you're gonna get your stomach through there.
Nathan Drake: Help me move this.
Harry Flynn: Aye aye. Okay, teamwork.
[Flynn and Drake push a boulder over a cliff]
Harry Flynn: Just like the good old days, eh?
Harry Flynn: Now how did they get that cart there?
Nathan Drake: Who cares? We just have to get up high.
Harry Flynn: It's like Stonehenge, isn't it?
Nathan Drake: (sighs) No. Help me push this.
Harry Flynn: C'mon, girlie girl. There you go.
[Drake climbs past large statues with skull-like heads]
Nathan Drake: Statue of your mom.
[Drake pass by a big head statue with evil ugly faces]
Harry Flynn: Oh look - it's a life-size statue of your ego.
[Drake jumps across a large gap]
Nathan Drake: Hope you can make that jump on your own 'cause I'm sure as hell not gonna help you.
Harry Flynn: If you can do it... I can.
[Flynn jumps across the gap]
Harry Flynn: Little help, little help. Never mind. Just kidding.
Harry Flynn: Y'know what they say - behind a door... is another door.
Harry Flynn: So, what do you have to do? What do we have to do?
Nathan Drake: Just wait here. As usual, I'll take care of everything.
Harry Flynn: Would you?
Harry Flynn: Such a little book; such big cylinders.
Harry Flynn: As the world turns, so does my boredom - could you hurry up?
Harry Flynn: Come on, mate. We haven't got all day. Wouldn't want to piss off Lazarevic, now, would we?
Nathan Drake: Do me a favor Flynn - shoot my ears off. Please.
Harry Flynn: Agh, what are we grinding wheat? What is this?
Harry Flynn: What the hell are those things?
[Lazarevic lifts the mask off of one of the snow monsters and reveals a purple, human-like face]
Nathan Drake: What?
Zoran Lazarevic: Scarecrows. Guardians to frighten trespassers.
Harry Flynn: Yeah? Well, it's bloody effective.
[Flynn kicks the Guardian in the crotch]
Nathan Drake: Lazarevic - i've done what you asked. Let them go.
Zoran Lazarevic: Always bargaining... But you have played your last hand, and lost.
Harry Flynn: [points a gun at Drake] Looks like it's the end of the road, mate.
Zoran Lazarevic: No, no, no, no, not yet. I want him to see Shambhala, and die knowing that I have taken it from him.
Zoran Lazarević: [After the group enters Shambhala] Now... [to Nate] You have been a thorn in my side for far too long. [to Nate, Chloe & Elena] On your knees.
Harry Flynn: Wh-- Hey, hey, uh, Zoran? We had a deal.
Zoran Lazarević: I do not suffer traitors.
Harry Flynn: Oh right, so I suppose you exactly how to find the Stone, then? Won't be needing me...
[Lazarević eventually pushes Chloe over to Flynn, who the latter holds at gunpoint]
Harry Flynn: Thanks.
Zoran Lazarević: [To Nate & Elena] ON YOUR KNEES!
Chapter 25 - Broken Paradise
[Nate, Chloe and Elena express disgust seeing a mercenary skewered in a branch]
Chloe Frazer: Okay... We need to get the hell out of here - now.
Elena Fisher: I couldn´t sleep for days after I saw that last time.
Chloe Frazer: Watch this Elena, he'll probably break something.
Chloe Frazer: Well, Lazarevic and his crew will have headed into the city. So, if we can just make it back to the entrance, it should be clear by now.
Nathan Drake: Uh, no, Chloe - we're going after the Cintamani Stone.
Chloe Frazer: What?
Elena Fisher: We have to stop Lazarevic.
Chloe Frazer: And how exactly do you plan on doing that?
Nathan Drake: Get to the Stone first, before he does, and destroy it.
Chloe Frazer: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute - don't tell me you're buying into all that supernatural nonsense.
Nathan Drake: I don't know what to believe anymore.
Chloe Frazer: Okay - well just in case you missed it, that man is certifiable. He thinks he's fulfilling some sort of prophecy - that the Stone will somehow make him invincible. Immortal.
Elena Fisher: We're standing in the middle of Shambhala and you're questioning what's possible?
Nathan Drake: Yeah, you saw how many bullets they pumped into those things. Something strange is going on here.
Chloe Frazer: All the more reason why we should get out while we still can.
Nathan Drake: I'm just trying to set things right.
Elena Fisher: ...and maybe save the world?
Chloe Frazer: Oh God... Listen, sunshine - the world doesn't care. You stick your neck out, you are asking to lose your head.
Nathan Drake: You said yourself you want to take this guy down.
Chloe Frazer: Yes, and I want to see him pay more than you do. But that's not how it will end. This... (pointing at the corpses) This is how it will end.
Nathan Drake: No. Not this time.
Elena Fisher: C'mon. Whaddya say?
Chloe Frazer: That you're crazy. (pauses) But let's go save your bloody world.
Elena Fisher: There it is. The Cintamani Stone.
Chloe Frazer: I can't believe we beat them here.
Elena Fisher: It's beautiful.
Chloe Frazer: Yep. Magnificent.
[Chloe picks up a large candleholder stand]
Chloe Frazer: Now let's smash it and get the hell out of here.
Nathan Drake: Wait. Something's not right.
Elena Fisher: What do you mean?
Nathan Drake: Marco Polo had it wrong. This isn't a sapphire. It's amber.
Chloe Frazer: Amber?
Nathan Drake: Yeah. Y'know, fossilized resin. It's tree sap. Wait a minute...
Elena Fisher: What is it?
Nathan Drake: You gotta be shittin' me.
Chloe Frazer: Hello? Nate?
Elena Fisher: I hate it when he does this.
Chloe Frazer: Tell me about it.
Nathan Drake: How could I have missed it?
Elena Fisher: Missed what?
Nathan Drake: There's not actually a stone. It's the resin, the sap... From the Tree of Life.
Chloe Frazer: Okay, hold on, now you've lost me. This tree?
Nathan Drake: No. That tree.
[Drake points to a large tree, the Tree of Life, below them]
Elena Fisher: There he is! Lazarevic.
Nathan Drake: He's headed to the Tree. Oh my god... The black teeth.
Elena Fisher: What?
Nathan Drake: The black teeth on those Guardian things and the bodies in Borneo. They ate the resin and it changed them somehow.
Chloe Frazer: And you think that's what Lazarevic is planning to do?
Nathan Drake: You really wanna wait around and find out?
Harry Flynn: Bravo, Sherlock.
[A badly injured Flynn appears]
Harry Flynn: Well done.
Nathan Drake: Flynn. Jesus.
Chloe Frazer: Oh, Harry.
Harry Flynn: What s'matter, mate? Disappointed Lazarebitch beat you to it? I'm afraid you just missed him. Figured I'd stay behind and wait for you to come join my little party.
Nathan Drake: What are you talking about?
Harry Flynn: Maybe that's what old Zoran wanted all along, eh? He's cleverer than he looks.
Elena Fisher: We can still stop him.
[Flynn laughs]
Nathan Drake: Elena, don't.
Elena Fisher: (moving towards Flynn) No, we can help you.
Harry Flynn: Sorry, love. This isn't a movie, and you're not the plucky girl who reforms the villain and saves the day. It's just not done like that.
Nathan Drake: Flynn, listen to me. You...
[Flynn holds up a grenade]
Harry Flynn: Parting gift from Lazarevic. Pity he took the pin.
Nathan Drake: Get back!
Chloe Frazer: Elena!
[The grenade explodes]
Chapter 26 - Tree of Life
Zoran Lazarevic: Hold your fire! Hold your fire! He's mine.
Nathan Drake: Sorry pal, you're not my type. [Nate shoots at the pool of tree sap causing big explosion that takes Lazarevic and his soldiers down]
[Nate laughs from relief. And Lazarevic stands up]
Nathan Drake: No... No, no, no, you have got to be kiddin' me!
Zoran Lazarevic: You cannot defeat me!
Nathan Drake: You sure about that?
Zoran Lazarevic: Stand your ground like a man!
Nathan Drake: Come on!
Zoran Lazarevic: Stand your ground and fight!
Nathan Drake: Come and get me!
Zoran Lazarevic: Coward!
Zoran Lazarevic: You're pathetic!
Zoran Lazarevic: You think you can stop me!?
Zoran Lazarevic: You're going to die here!
Nathan Drake: C'mon you big ugly bitch!
Zoran Lazarevic: Come on! That is not good enough! You are trying to kill me yes? Then kill me!
Zoran Lazarevic: Bring it on!
Nathan Drake: Die! Why won't you die?!
Zoran Lazarevic: You will not stand in the way of destiny!
Zoran Lazarevic: Draaake!
Zoran Lazarevic: You think I am a monster. But you're no different from me, Drake. How many men have you killed? How many... just today?
[Drake approaches Lazarevic and aims his gun at him]
Zoran Lazarevic: That's it, boy! No compassion. No mercy.
[Drake lowers his gun]
Zoran Lazarevic: Do it!
Nathan Drake: No.
Zoran Lazarevic: (laughing) You don't have the will.
Nathan Drake: Maybe not. But they do.
[A group of Guardians appear]
Zoran Lazarevic: No!
[Drake leaves as Lazarevic screams as the Guardians attack him]
[Nate runs across the collapsing bridge]
Nathan Drake: Why does this shit happen to me?!
Chloe Frazer: What the hell did you do back there?
Nathan Drake: Oh, you know... saved the world.
Chloe Frazer: So, it's been a long strange trip, hasn't it?
Nathan Drake: Yes, it has. Y'know, you should play the hero more often, it suits you.
Chloe Frazer: (ponders it for a moment) Nah.
Chloe Frazer: Tell me something, Nate.
Nathan Drake: What?
Chloe Frazer: Do you love her?
Nathan Drake: (hesistant) Chloe, I'm sorry. I...
Chloe Frazer: No. It's fine. Really, it's alright. Just do yourself a favour, cowboy. Tell her.
Nathan Drake: Chloe...
Chloe Frazer: No...
[Chloe pats Drake on his cheek]
Chloe Frazer: My turn to walk away. But admit it. You're gonna miss this ass.
Nathan Drake: Well, look who's not supposed to be out of bed.
Victor Sullivan: Yeah, she's a lousy patient. Stubborn as all hell.
Elena Fisher: I'm not stubborn, I'm just restless.
Victor Sullivan: So, no giant sapphire.
Nathan Drake: Once again, no.
Victor Sullivan: And you're sure?
Elena Fisher: Yes.
Nathan Drake: Just a metaphor, I'm afraid.
Victor Sullivan: A metaphor ain't gonna pay your bills, kid.
Nathan Drake: Eh, something else will come along. Just gotta have faith.
Victor Sullivan: Yeah, that and a quarter'll get you twenty-five cents. Um, which way did Chloe go?
[Drake points in the direction]
Victor Sullivan: See ya later.
Elena Fisher: Oh, no...
Nathan Drake: You're a dirty old man, Sullivan.
Victor Sullivan: Uh-huh...
Elena Fisher: So, where do we go from here, huh?
Nathan Drake: I don't know.
[Drake kisses Elena]
Nathan Drake: I haven't thought that far ahead.
Elena Fisher: Of course not. But then again, neither have I.
Nathan Drake: Good.
Elena Fisher: So, on a scale of one to ten, how scared were you that I was gonna die?
Nathan Drake: (thinks a moment) Four.
Elena Fisher: Four?!
Nathan Drake: Yeah, why?
Elena Fisher: A four?
Nathan Drake: Yeah.
Elena Fisher: You were at least an eight.
Nathan Drake: An eight?
Elena Fisher: You were a total eight.
Nathan Drake: An eight? Those guardian things were an eight.
Elena Fisher: Are you kidding me?
Nathan Drake: Yeah, those were terrifying.
Elena Fisher: Then what's a ten?
Nathan Drake: (pause) Clowns.
Elena Fisher: Clowns over my death?
Nathan Drake: I, I hate clowns.
Elena Fisher: Clowns?
Nathan Drake: I hate clowns.
Elena Fisher: Oh my word. You thought I was dead.
Nathan Drake: No...
Elena Fisher: No, you thought I was gone.
Nathan Drake: No...
Elena Fisher: Yes, you did.
Nathan Drake: No, I had you all along.
Elena Fisher: I saw you shed tears. You shed a bunch of 'em.
Nathan Drake: Tears?
Elena Fisher: Um-hmm.
Nathan Drake: It was raining.
Elena Fisher: No it was not.
Nathan Drake: You were unconscious and it was raining.
Elena Fisher: It was totally sunny out and you were bawling.
Nathan Drake: It wasn't sunny and you were unconscious.
Elena Fisher: Whatever, I kept your tears in a jar. I have proof.
Nathan Drake: I'll give you a five, how's that?
Miscellaneous
These are quotes characters say when a player kills an enemy or when playing as them online.
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] Kitty got wet!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] Yeah! Kitty got wet, bitch!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] Haha! Kitty got wet!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] Oh! Man, someone likes to jab!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] That's right!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] How's that feel?!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] How's that, ah?!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] Oh that's fancy.
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] That was easy.
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] Yeah!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] Hell yeah!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] You hit like a girl!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] I got some for ya!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] Eat some of that!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] One down!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] Stomp a mud hole in your chest!
Nathan Drake: [melee attack] I will kick you to sleep!
Nathan Drake: [breaking neck] That's your neck!
Nathan Drake: [crotch-punch] No children for you!
Nathan Drake: [crotch-punch] Oh, you gonna feel that in the morning!
Nathan Drake: [crotch-punch] Haha! Yeah!
Nathan Drake: [ledge pull-down] Oh, not your lucky day!
Nathan Drake: [ledge push-off] Surprise!
Nathan Drake: [ledge push-off] Aww, see what you made me do?
Nathan Drake: [aiming at propane tank] Boom...
Nathan Drake: [aiming at propane tank] Good bye, fellas...
Nathan Drake: [aiming at propane tank] Look out, boys...
Nathan Drake: [multiple enemy explosion] You are gonna make the papers!
Nathan Drake: [multiple enemy explosion] And there goes your day!
Nathan Drake: [multiple enemy explosion] Oh! Grandpa... tell Grandma what just happened!
Nathan Drake: [multiple enemy explosion] Oh ho ho! Sweet Mother of mercy!
Nathan Drake: [enemy centred in sniper crosshair] See ya, Jackass...
Nathan Drake: [enemy centred in sniper crosshair] That's it...
Nathan Drake: [headshot] Oh! Shave and a hair-cut! Two bits.
Nathan Drake: [headshot] How's that taste?
Nathan Drake: [headshot] Oh, that had to hurt!
Nathan Drake: [headshot] Oh! That's gonna hurt.
Nathan Drake: [getting shot] Crap!
Nathan Drake: [getting shot] Damn!
Nathan Drake: [getting shot] Damn it!
Nathan Drake: [getting shot] Whoa!
Nathan Drake: [getting shot by teammate in co-op] Watch out!
Nathan Drake: [getting shot by teammate in co-op] Knock it off!
Nathan Drake: [getting shot by teammate in co-op] He-hey, hey...
Nathan Drake: [getting shot by teammate in co-op] Watch it!
Nathan Drake: [getting rapid headshots/kills] Damn! I'm a good shot!
Nathan Drake: [grenade lands nearby] Oh boy!
Nathan Drake: [grenade lands nearby] Oh, oh, no, don't!...
Nathan Drake: [grenade lands nearby] Oh great...
Nathan Drake: [grenade lands nearby] Oh, SHIT!
Nathan Drake: [grenade lands nearby] Whoa!
Nathan Drake: [reloading a gun] Here we go.
Nathan Drake: [reloading a gun] All right.
Nathan Drake: [reloading a gun] Okay.
Nathan Drake: [throwing grenade] See ya!
Nathan Drake: [throwing grenade] Catch!
Nathan Drake: [throwing grenade] Coming at ya!
Nathan Drake: [throwing grenade] Have some of this!
Nathan Drake: [throwing grenade] Eat this!
Nathan Drake: [throwing grenade] Incoming!
Nathan Drake: [throwing grenade] Here!
Nathan Drake: [picking up a weapon] Aah! New Toy!
Nathan Drake: [picking up a weapon] All right!
Nathan Drake: [picking up a weapon] That's could help.
Nathan Drake: [picking up a weapon] That'll come in handy.
Nathan Drake: [picking up a weapon] Nice!
Nathan Drake: [picking up a weapon] Whoa! Just what I need!
Nathan Drake: [picking up a weapon] Sweet!
Nathan Drake: [picking up a weapon] Yes!
Nathan Drake: [picking up a weapon] Perfect!
Nathan Drake: [picking up a weapon] That's what I'm talking about...
Nathan Drake: [picking up a weapon] Sweet. Just what I needed.
Nathan Drake: [taking cover from enemies] Why do I always get myself into this crap?!
Nathan Drake: [taking cover from enemies] Ah, Crap!
Nathan Drake: [taking cover from enemies] It's just about headache with this guys!
Nathan Drake: [taking cover from enemies] You gotta be freakin' kiddin' me.
Nathan Drake: [taking cover from enemies] For the love of god!
Nathan Drake: [taking cover from enemies] Ah, great!
Nathan Drake: [taking cover from enemies] Ah, man...
Nathan Drake: [taking cover from enemies] Now what?
Nathan Drake: [reviving teammate in co-op] You're gonna make it.
Nathan Drake: [reviving teammate in co-op] Be more careful next time.
Nathan Drake: [reviving teammate in co-op] There you go.
Chloe Frazer: [thowing grenade] Hey, sit on this!
Chloe Frazer: [picking up idol/treasure] [sings:] I've got the treasure!
Chloe Frazer: [grenade lands nearby] Shit!
Chloe Frazer: [picking up a weapon] What's this.
Chloe Frazer: [picking up a weapon] Ah, good, just what i need!
Chloe Frazer: [reviving teammate in co-op] Don't scare me like that. Be more careful next time.
Elena Fisher: [picking up a weapon] Oh, I love these.
Elena Fisher: [picking up a weapon] Yeah! Now we're talking!
Elena Fisher: [grenade lands nearby] Oh, SHIT!
Elena Fisher: [throwing grenade] Clear out!
Elena Fisher: [reviving teammate in co-op] Don't worry you're gonna make it.
Victor Sullivan: [picking up a weapon] Now that's what I call sweet.
Victor Sullivan: [picking up a weapon] I'll take that, thank you.
Victor Sullivan: [picking up a weapon] He-hey, I can use that!
Victor Sullivan: [picking up a weapon] Hoo-hoo, nice!
Victor Sullivan: [throwing grenade] Hey pal, here you go!
Victor Sullivan: [throwing grenade] Ha ha ha! Bye bye! See ya!
Victor Sullivan: [throwing grenade] Hey pal, catch!
Victor Sullivan: [throwing grenade] Yoohoo! Catch!
Victor Sullivan: [throwing grenade] Here you go, have a little of this!
Victor Sullivan: [throwing grenade] Yo, coming at you!
Victor Sullivan: [grenade lands nearby] Whoa! That's not good.
Victor Sullivan: [grenade lands nearby] Oh no...
Victor Sullivan: [grenade lands nearby] Oh, SHIT!
Victor Sullivan: [grenade lands nearby] Goddamnit, RUN!
Victor Sullivan: [reviving teammate in co-op] Come on, get up...
Harry Flynn: [taking damage from an explosion] Urgh! Son of a... bitch that hurts!
Harry Flynn: [throwing grenade] Incoming!
Harry Flynn: [throwing grenade] Have some of this!
Harry Flynn: [throwing grenade] See ya!
Harry Flynn: [picking up a gun] Now that's what I'm talking about!
Harry Flynn: [grenade lands nearby] OH NO, OH NO!
Dragan: [grenade lands nearby] Shit!
Dragan: [grenade lands nearby] Oh no!
Dragan: [grenade lands nearby] Uh oh!
Dragan: [picking up a weapon] Yes!
Dragan: [picking up a weapon] That's what I'm talking about.
Dragan: [picking up a weapon] I'll take that.
Dragan: [picking up a weapon] This will help.
Dragan: [picking up a weapon] All right!
Dragan: [picking up a weapon] Just what i need!
Dragan: [picking up a weapon] Nice!
Dragan: [picking up a weapon] Now we're talking!
Dragan: [throwing grenade] See ya!
Dragan: [throwing grenade] Catch!
Dragan: [throwing grenade] Coming at ya!
Dragan: [throwing grenade] Have some of this!
Dragan: [throwing grenade] Eat this!
Dragan: [throwing grenade] Incoming!
Dragan: [throwing grenade] Here!
Dragan: [reloading a gun] Okay...
Dragan: [reloading a gun] Here we go!
Dragan: [reloading a gun] All right!
Sark: [getting shot] Ow - that hurt!
Sark: [getting shot] Bitch!
Sark: [picking up a weapon] Perfect!
Sark: [throwing grenade] See ya later!
Sark: [grenade lands nearby] Oh no!
Sark: [grenade lands nearby] Oh no, no! No, no, no!
Sark: [grenade lands nearby] Uh oh!
Lovac: [throwing grenade] Yhello? Coming at you!
Lovac: [throwing grenade] Have some of this!
Lovac: [grenade lands nearby] Oh shit!
Lovac: [grenade lands nearby] Oh no, no, no!
Lt. Draza: [getting shot] Son-of-a-bitch!
Zoran Lazarevic: [getting shot] Bitch!
Zoran Lazarevic: [grenade lands nearby] Son of a bitch.
Gabriel Roman: [getting shot] I'll be a monkey's uncle!
Gabriel Roman: [grenade lands nearby] Well, shit my pants!
Gabriel Roman: [picking up idol/treasure] Such... craftsmanship!
Gabriel Roman: [picking up idol/treasure] This... is magnificent!
Gabriel Roman: [picking up a weapon] Yes! I like... having... this weapon.
Gabriel Roman: [picking up a weapon] Excellent!
Atoq Navarro: [picking up idol/treasure] I wonder how much this is worth?
Atoq Navarro: [picking up idol/treasure] I bet I could sell this!
Atoq Navarro: [reloading a gun] Let's play
Atoq Navarro: [throwing grenade] Your head on a platter!
Atoq Navarro: [throwing grenade] Dinner coming up!
Atoq Navarro: [throwing grenade] Here! Catch!
Atoq Navarro: [picking up a weapon] Bueno!
Atoq Navarro: [picking up a weapon] Gracias! I'll take that.
Atoq Navarro: [picking up a weapon] Bueno! This will help.
Atoq Navarro: [picking up a weapon] Perfecto!
Eddy Raja: [grenade lands nearby] Goddamn it! NOOOOO!
Eddy Raja: [grenade lands nearby] Oh no no no! Goddamn it!
Eddy Raja: [picking up a weapon] Now we're talking, baby!
Eddy Raja: [picking up a weapon] I'll take that - Thank you!
Eddy Raja: [picking up idol/treasure] Eh bodoh! Got it!
Eddy Raja: [throwing grenade] Oh yeah? Have some of this!
Eddy Raja: [throwing grenade] Eat this, bodoh!
Rika Raja: [throwing grenade] Have some of this, bodoh!
Rika Raja: [throwing grenade] Eat this - boys!
Rika Raja: [throwing grenade] Eat this, bule!
Rika Raja: [throwing grenade] Anjing, catch! Haha!
Rika Raja: [grenade lands nearby] Holy whoa!
Rika Raja: [getting shot by teammate in co-op] Watch out, you idiot!
Rika Raja: [getting shot by teammate in co-op] Drop it, monkey!
Rika Raja: [getting shot by teammate in co-op] Knock it off, goblok!
Rika Raja: [reloading a gun] Alright, I've got this.
Rika Raja: [getting shot] God damn it!
Rika Raja: [getting shot] Son of a bitch!
Rika Raja: [reloading a gun] Here we go, bules.
Rika Raja: [picking up idol/treasure] I've got it, love!
Rika Raja: [picking up idol/treasure] Ha ha ha! Bodohs! Got it!
Daniel Pinkerton: [picking up a weapon] This is perfect!
Daniel Pinkerton: [picking up a weapon] Excellent!
Daniel Pinkerton: [picking up a weapon] I'll take that! Thank you very much!
Karl Schäfer: [picking up a weapon] Ja, ja! Now we're talking!
Karl Schäfer: [picking up idol/treasure] We got it!
Karl Schäfer: [reloading Gun] Ok, ha ha, ok.
Karl Schäfer: [throwing grenade] Have a little bit of this then.
Karl Schäfer: [throwing grenade] Incoming, ha ha!
Karl Schäfer: [getting shot by teammate in co-op] Easy, easy there!
Karl Schäfer: [grenade lands nearby] Shit!
Karl Schäfer: [getting shot] Scheiße!
Co-Op Objective
Nepal Warzone
[Nate briefs Chloe and Sully on their mission]
Nathan Drake: All right guys - treasure's in the plaza. We just gotta go get it.
[Zorskel jumps through a window and starts making his way towards Nate, Chloe and Sully]
Nathan Drake: Whoa! Lets get him before he gets us.
[After Nate, Chloe and Sully have defeated all soldiers in the area]
Chloe Frazer: Okay... coast is clear.
Nathan Drake: Here we go, moment of truth...
[They enter the building. Nate is about to open treasure chest]
Soldier: [shouts from outside] He's down there!
Nathan Drake: Oh shit! Ambush!
Victor Sullivan: Oh goddamnit! Don't this people ever go on a goddamn vacation?!
[Nate is about to open treasure chest]
Nathan Drake: This thing better not be empty.
[He opens it and pulls out a golden idol]
Nathan Drake: [In an overly excited tone of voice] AA-HA-HA! HA-HA! IT'S UH... IT'S WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED! LOOK SULLY, LOOK! IT'S A GOLDEN HEAD!
The Village
Soldier: [threaten villager with gun] Tell me where the treasure's hidden!
Villager: [speaking tibetan]
Soldier: Agh - i'll loosen your tongue! Go!
Nathan Drake: C'mon, we gotta save him.
[The Heavy Weapons Troop comes out of the house]
Nathan Drake: Ah, no, not one of those mutants.
[After Nate, Elena and Tenzin have defeated all soldiers in the area]
Elena Fisher: All right... I think we just took out a small nation!
[After Nate, Elena and Tenzin have defeated all soldiers in the area]
Elena Fisher: Oh, well that was drama.
[After Nate, Elena and Tenzin have rescued the village]
Villager: [speaking tibetan]
Elena Fisher: [to Nate] He says, "Thank you".
Nathan Drake: Ah, got it. Don't suppose anybody's seen any treasure around here.
[Elena chuckles and hits Nate in the shoulder]
Nathan Drake: Ow!
Elena Fisher: [speaking tibetan to villager]
The Sanctuary
[Nate briefs Elena and Chloe on their mission]
Nathan Drake: Okay, we've only got one shot at this. They've rigged up a comm tower on the central courtyard. We go in, set the charge and get the hell out. You ready?
Elena Fisher: Yep.
Chloe Frazer: Let's do it.
[Nate, Chloe and Elena are in front of a heavy locked door]
Nathan Drake: All right, stand back ladies, i've got this one.
[Nate gives the door a big KICK but it doesn't budge. Nate yells out in pain]
Chloe Frazer: Looks like we're gonna need something with a little more "kick" than that.
Elena Fisher: Hmmph... A lot more.
Nathan Drake: [still pained] ...Oh, that hurts!... Find an RPG and blow that door open.
[Nate, Chloe and Elena are in front of another heavy locked door. Nate gives the door a big KICK again but it doesn't budge, just like the last time.]
Chloe Frazer: Just not happening for you today, is it?
[They see military helicopter droping off two Heavy Weapons Troops]
Elena Fisher: Oh no!
Nathan Drake: Crap!
[The troops start shooting at them. Nate opens the door by ramming it with his shoulder.]
Nathan Drake: Run!
[After massive destruction of the building caused by helicopter's missiles]
Nathan Drake: Did the helicopter just blow that door to hell? Did that just happen?! Haha! You gotta be kiddin' me!
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Nathan Drake: I suppose I should've quit while I was ahead. Little late for that now.
Nathan Drake: What's that saying? "Fortune favors the bold"? Yeah, right. Lucky me.